10 reasons why Singapore isn't a good target for terrorist
1. Too confusing: is Singapore in China?
2. Too valuable: Singapore is the place in Southeast
Asia with the best facilities to hold a terrorist conference.
3. Too risky - your robes might get caught in MRT
doors and you could be dragged to your death.
4. Too expensive: to buy cars in Singapore to place
the bombs in them.
5. Too little airspace: Trying to fly a plane into a
building is too difficult as you're very likely to accidentally
langgar either airforce jets practicing for the National Day
Parade or the Starhubblimp.
6. Too leceh: to hit a sizeable mass of people, you
have to be constantly updated as to which part of the island is
having a closing/ opening/ moving/ renovation/ mid-year/ end-of-year/
end-of-season/ anniversary/ pre-whatever/ post-whatever/ storewide/
Great Singapore/ Heartland Singapore SALE; or giving away free
tickets/ books/ gifts/ Hello Kittys/ balloons...
7. Too gross: you have to drink your recycled pee here.
8. Too complicated: before you conduct a campaign of
terror, you'll have to make sure you don't clash with the Courtesy
Campaign, the Speak Good English Campaign, the Speak Mandarin
Campaign, etc, etc
9. Too late: by the time the terrorists get here, most
of the Singaporeans would have emigrated anyway.
10. Too small: it takes too much time finding the
small dot on the world map and they may miss it and hit M'sia
instead.
That's a no-no as M'sia is largely occupied by Muslims.
1. Too confusing: is Singapore in China?
2. Too valuable: Singapore is the place in Southeast
Asia with the best facilities to hold a terrorist conference.
3. Too risky - your robes might get caught in MRT
doors and you could be dragged to your death.
4. Too expensive: to buy cars in Singapore to place
the bombs in them.
5. Too little airspace: Trying to fly a plane into a
building is too difficult as you're very likely to accidentally
langgar either airforce jets practicing for the National Day
Parade or the Starhubblimp.
6. Too leceh: to hit a sizeable mass of people, you
have to be constantly updated as to which part of the island is
having a closing/ opening/ moving/ renovation/ mid-year/ end-of-year/
end-of-season/ anniversary/ pre-whatever/ post-whatever/ storewide/
Great Singapore/ Heartland Singapore SALE; or giving away free
tickets/ books/ gifts/ Hello Kittys/ balloons...
7. Too gross: you have to drink your recycled pee here.
8. Too complicated: before you conduct a campaign of
terror, you'll have to make sure you don't clash with the Courtesy
Campaign, the Speak Good English Campaign, the Speak Mandarin
Campaign, etc, etc
9. Too late: by the time the terrorists get here, most
of the Singaporeans would have emigrated anyway.
10. Too small: it takes too much time finding the
small dot on the world map and they may miss it and hit M'sia
instead.
That's a no-no as M'sia is largely occupied by Muslims.
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